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Tracks
Summer King, photo By Thaddäus Zoltkowski.
the best of tumblr confusion
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
god damn it
Too good
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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me:
ok movie villain i understand you've been planning your villainy for quite some time. in addition to your justifiable motivations and strong willpower, you also seem profoundly intelligent and well-prepared with considerable power at your disposal. you're currently on a roll and since you still have an hour of screen time left i'm confident you can win this as long as you don't cockblock yourself by suddenly and uncharacteristically turning into an emotional dumbass.
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movie villain:
*suddenly and uncharacteristically turns into an emotional dumbass*
I found this way too funny.
HAAHAHAHA
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
OMFG someone commission me to make one of these for them ASAP PLZ. I NEED TO MAKE THIS. IT COULD BE YOURS.
oh my god i need this more than i need air (and i’m asthmatic)
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he looks so confused in the last one
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