thomasthewhaler:

Do you realize, that if Burrows didn’t accuse Corvo for being the murderer (or if Corvo came late), the game plot would go from “search and hunt down Daud” thru “finding out Daud was paid by Burrows” and “Burrows using the fact Corvo and Daud spoke to frame him for the murder” to: basically the rest of the plot, just maybe more difficult, because they’d be expecting Corvo going after them.

I suppose the Loyalists would still be present, because Corvo would have to lay low for a few months, possibly fake death, but if Corvo spares Daud, they could have useful supernatural allies. Or something like that.

or maybe burrows would have been a bit smarter and kept corvo busy with ‘forget about the killer for now we need to find lady emily’ (especially if corvo arrived two days later as planned - he could claim ‘no we have no idea who the killer is at all’) and led corvo on the merry chase around the town like ‘my spies tell me there is something suspicious going on here and there, maybe that’s where lady emily is’

burrows’ note to daud says sth like “corvo would have been very useful to me”, he’d probably try to keep corvo on his side

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sweaterpawz:

*meets u in dark alley wearing a trench coat* got any fic recs

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classicalglow:

didipenny:

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

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then you find that one AU

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  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
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kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

(Source: itssexualhour)

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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

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battleofivearmies:

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

said Faramir to Denethor apparently

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heyitspj:

Do you ever think about what genderbent you would look like

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