Quotes and urine samples


nightmareloki:

you-weremade-to-be-ruled:

ashdisneyc88:

OMG that guys leg. 

I literally can’t stop laughing.

Why am I laughing so hard, oh my god

this should be the official dance move of Loki’s army


Via Goddamn it, Hella

REBLOG IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY.

I wish I was born here:

I swear if I had a British accent I would never shut up.

More Laughs Here.

(Source: admiratios)

Via Fuck You, You Won a U.M.Q.R.A

The fucking face Loki makes as he gouges that guy’s eye out.

liemaster-coyote:

you can gouge my eyes any time @.@ 

then at least your perfect will stop ruining my life

Via Loki'd

Oh so you’re going to be a nurse then?

wemustneverbehelpless:

 When someone asks what I study, and I say “Medicine”, I am mostly greeted with “Oh so you’re going to be a nurse when you finish then?” 

NO I AM GOING TO BE A DOCTOR, JUST BECAUSE I AM A GIRL DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO BE A NURSE 

so true. same situation.

Via Clarebelle

assassinscrotch:

I love seeing my friends freaking out over boys like this:

And then there’s me:

And the list goes on.

Via Descend into the darkness

Reblog if you’re Sherlocked and/or Loki’d.

(Source: raise-your-glass-for-me)

Via Fuck You, You Won a U.M.Q.R.A

perfect Thorki song. 

We’ve always been a lot like
An apartheid regime of two
Everything is black or white
And one is always blue

One is always blue

blue

BLUE



Reblog if Loki.

(Source: timegirl10)

Via Fuck You, You Won a U.M.Q.R.A
We Are Sherlocked!: SHERLOCK FANDOM

notahumananymore:

helenashaer:

REBLOG IF YOU ARE PART OF THE GREATEST FANDOM TO EVER GRACE TUMBLR:

THE SHERLOCK FANDOM

I will send a screenshot of the number of followers/follower names to Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat via Twitter. Let them see for themselves the dedicated fans, who have sustained…

(Source: helenasfandomblog)

Via Fuck You, You Won a U.M.Q.R.A

Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.

(Source: sadness-is-a-place)

Via Fuck You, You Won a U.M.Q.R.A
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