sweaterpawz:

*meets u in dark alley wearing a trench coat* got any fic recs

(Source: cooldog1996)

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classicalglow:

didipenny:

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

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then you find that one AU

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  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
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kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

(Source: itssexualhour)

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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

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battleofivearmies:

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

said Faramir to Denethor apparently

(Reblogged from maedhbros)

heyitspj:

Do you ever think about what genderbent you would look like

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astro-phage:

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I wanted to take a stab at drawing a protrait of Corvo in the style of Delilah’s paintings but it didn’t really work haha.

Anyway, because of his name i always associate Corvo with crows and not rats? Especially low-chaos Corvo. So yeah i wish there was more crow related imagery lol. Crows everywhere. 

i worked so hard on this please love me 

(Source: noisyghost)

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